Presidents Club. What’s the fuss?

A crowd of middle aged men spend an evening boring each other to raise money for charity. What’s wrong with that? So what if the waitresses wore short skirts. They knew what they were doing. And yes – some people will always get drunk and behave inappropriately.

But I’m so angry with those hospital bosses. Is the Great Ormond Street Hospital really so rich that they can chuck away £280,000? And all to get medals for political correctness. Instead of using it to help sick children. If they don’t want it, I could use some of that money to neuter Benidorm’s feral cat population. They’re so undernourished. Here’s me at Benidorm Rock carrying my bag of food.

Farida J Manekshah. Author and animal lover